Not Quite Dead Yet
(But they should be)
Anne Robinson For Services To Humanity
Former Chilean Dictator Mrs Thatch
Ex Con Nelson Mandela
Serial Bummer Noel Edmonds
Sensitive poet, talented photographer, West End Troubadour
Yeah right, cunt
Comedy and Slimming Great Chris Moyles
Zoe Ball Fuck Off You Annoying Cow
Hairy Virgin Paul Daniels
Man In Frock Cardinal Winning
The Wombles Fat Hairy Wankers
